Update from Smiling Hill

Pretty quiet here at Smiling Hill, but I have had a chance to get into the kampung bule (Westerners village) a couple of times recently – one was almost a disaster. Weather-wise we’ve been in and out of rainy periods, even though this is supposed to be the dry season.

At Smiling Hill, construction is ongoing for the major addition to the restaurant and bar, with concrete supports going in recently. Everything here is done mostly with labor, not machinery, and the safety standards are somewhat danghaphazard (guys climbing scaffolding in flip-flops, buckets of concrete being passed up by hand). It all gets done, though.

Also, the thatch covering for a section of dining area alongside the pool has been replaced and heightened, and work is ongoing on some of the properties being renovated. We expect a big party at Goodies once the addition is complete, probably in July, which means the marketing person (me) needs to get in gear.

Web sites

After four months or intermittent work, I have finally “finished” dividing our single Web site into four new sites.

The new higher roof goes up along the pool. Old roof in background.

Now they go for approval and the inevitable changes. These sites will cover: Batam and Indonesia, Goodies Restaurant, Smiling Hill, and investing in Smiling Hill. All the information was previously on one site. The new sites, when posted, will only be an interim solution, as we plan to hire professional Web developers to create more-sophisticated sites that are beyond my limited capabilities.

On the marketing side, we continue to gain an advertiser or two for the newsletter, although we re not really being aggressive with sales. Sales meetings with clients can be at almost any time, however, as evidenced by Wednesday night when I had to interrupt my dinner (Salmon and baked potatoes) to meet with a potential client at Goodies.

We also just signed an agreement with the Batam Marine Expo to be a media sponsor of their October event, which is now in its 6th year. The Expo focuses on the shipbuilding and oil & gas industries. This will be the company’s first foray into trade show marketing and we will need to develop all the marketing materials associated with such efforts, including booth design. Maybe my experience at attending about 100 trade shows, as well as creating and running the Atlanta International Summit and InterTrade, will come in handy.

Dinner at the Windsor

I have been able to enjoy dinner twice at the local food courts, or pujaseras, in Batam and was looking for another opportunity to taste the local food, but I needed company for dinner. Finally had a night that I was able to accompany a couple of friends.

The taxi ride to the Windsor was 50,000 rupiah, or about $5.50. That may be inexpensive to many people here, but I find it a little high for the relatively short trip into town. Anyway, the three of us jammed into the back seat and headed off. I had been to the Windsor during my first month here, which was also my first experience with the beer girls at these food courts.

The food courts, as I’ve described in a previous post, are large open-air areas of tables and chairs, surrounded by food stalls selling all sorts of local foods, mostly seafood. And, of course, most of the dishes are spicy hot, which is not something I favor. But I thought we could order something that would not hurt my mouth, my stomach, and so forth.

Of course, the beer girls descended on us as soon as we walked through the gate. I chose Tiger beer this time, not because the Tiger beer girl was the prettiest (which is the way I choose the beer since the beer girl will sit at your table) but because I hadn’t tried Tiger as yet. .

I let my friends order the food, asking them to respect my dislike of hot, spicy foods.

The remnants of dinner. The food comes at intervals so a group shot before eating is difficult.

We ended up with seven dishes, plus white rice, and we pretty much finished most of it. Most of the food was, in fact, hot and spicy, but I charged through. We ordered the black peppered crab, prawn curry (thought I was getting steamed prawns), a dish of tiny shellfish that was very spicy, two plates of vegetables, a steamed fish and something that evades me at this moment. The picture shows what was left after we were done.

The tab for the food and drinks was 425,000 rupiah, with tip about $50. Spent the night tossing and turning, a hostage to my stomach throwing a tantrum over what I put in it.

Back to kampung bule. Last Friday night, managed to find a pool tournament at the Fore Play bar. $10 buy-in for a single-elimination 8-ball tournament. There were a lot of entrants and only one table, plus it started after 10 pm, so the night was long. I think about 2 am I finally lost and headed home, only to have to get up at 7 for work.

Tuesday night I needed to go back to the district because one of our potential customers

Rina @ Wet Willies

was having a birthday party, so grabbed my camera and headed down the hill. Turns out there were rolling blackouts in the district and the bar in question, Mary’s, was dark. Under candlelight, I socialized with the owners and staff for a drink and then went looking for a pool game in one of the bars with electricity. I finally ended up at Wet Willies, where I spend a lot of time. The owners, Alan and Niken, started a tournament and, of course, I had to play. After a couple of hours, I left, taking a ride on the back of a ojek (motorbike) up the hill to home.

Trouble is, I forgot my Nikon at Wet Willies. I woke about 4 am with the sudden realization

The girls love the camera here – Wet Willies. From left: Angel, Juliette and unknown

I had probably just lost an expensive piece of essential equipment. However, I had placed the camera on top of a tall cabinet, out of sight, and Alan and Niken (and the staff) would know it was my camera if they found it, so there was a slim chance it would be OK. But I couldn’t go back until the end of the work day Friday. So I fretted all day. Very fortunately, the camera was right where I left it. No one even knew it was there. Whew!

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A visit to the barrio

Friday morning, the boss decided it was time to buy me a new office chair to replace the broken one I’ve been using. Not exactly new but better. Since we were going “off reservation,” I brought my camera.

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Party at Monsoon bar

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Last night it was another trip to kampung bule for another bar reopening, this time the Monsoon bar, which had been renamed from “Cats.” Free food and drink and a big crowd. These things really draw a lot of attractive women – because they also attract the bules, who the women want to meet.

Lucked into a seat and table right in the middle of the action and was soon surrounded by beautiful women. Tough life.

After a couple of hours, I left a pretty lady (Etha) in a shimmering, form-fitting, very short pink dress to find a game of pool somewhere. I must be nuts! Anyway, this post is mostly for the photos, so enjoy.

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A visit to Sukajadi

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Got off the reservation today (Friday, April 27) when the power went off at Smiling Hill and Doug and Trevor decided to go see Trevor’s new house in Sukajadi. Trevor is one of the owners/directors of Smiling Hill, and works at an offshore oil rig, two weeks on and two weeks off. Sukajadi is an upscale residential area in Batam. For my Atlanta friends, think Buckhead, except the McMansions here mostly don’t have sprawling landscapes around them. The houses are built abutting each other but they are huge.

Trevor’s house is a renovation project of a house built in 1992. He expects it to be finished next February. Currently, he and his wife, Anna, and their two young children, live at Smiling Hill.

I can’t help but be struck by the wealth exhibited at Sukajadi (mostly Chinese, Western expat and Singaporean owners) as compared to the squatter slums that line many of the roadways here.

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The mayor comes to Goodies

 

The Smiling Hill pool complex and Goodies Restaurant hosted another wedding reception Saturday night. About 160 guests attended for the BBQ dinner and festivities. The highlight for the crowd was the attendance of the mayor of Batam and his wife. This post is mostly to show the pictures. Lots of good people shots.

Also in the batch are photos of a baptism that took place on Sunday at the Smiling Hill pool.

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The garbage insanity

Every morning when I get up, the first thing I do is take my morning walk to the top of the hill, three times. It’s about a quarter-mile lap, with a steep incline, and takes me by all the houses in the Smiling Hill community. Most of these houses, built in the 1990s, are run down and inhabited by squatters. The plan is to buy all the properties at some point and renovate them for sale or rental.

Every morning, I find the roads in the neighborhood freshly strewn with yesterday’s trash.

Workers build the walls for the new section of Goodies Restaurant, which will more than double the dining space, and allow space for the pool table.

It’s a cycle that repeats itself every day, with new garbage decorating the street each morning. By mid-morning, the trash is gone, some cleaned up by staff and some by the very people who put it outside in the first place.

The practice, as best I can tell, is for people to put their trash in plastic bags and either leave it outside for a mysterious trash collector to pick up, or to place the bags of trash in concrete collector bins placed around the complex. These bins are generally open for animals or people to get into.

Once then trash is placed outside, it’s open hunting season for the cats, dogs, rats, chickens and even humans living here. They rip up the bags and scatter the contents while they try to find something edible inside. There is even one man here who meticulously goes through the concrete bins, opens all the plastic bags, dumps out the contents and keeps what he can salvage. The result of all this mayhem is a neighborhood littered with plastic bags, empty cans, shredded packaging, plastic cups and whatever else is not edible.

Then the mess is cleaned up – only to have the same process repeated that evening. I have heard that one definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. I wonder if these people think that somehow their trash will disappear (and not be spread around the neighborhood) when they set it outside. Whatever they think, they keep doing the same stupid thing and keep getting the same insane results.

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Thar bar she goes!

 

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Batam has a “district” in the Nagoya area below Smiling Hill, the kampung bule, or

Maria is a waittress at Dirty dicks

Westerners village, where all the bules go to drink. It’s the bar district, also called the Nagoya Entertainment District.

I visit the area about once a week, on the weekend, to get out and to play some pool. I’m finding some good players. If you want female companionship, this is one of the prime areas. Each bar (very small) has a pool table, a small bar area and TVs on the walls. Usually, there are 6-7 girls working as hostesses in every bar. Bring you drinks. Play pool with you. Give you their phone number.

Anyway, my assignment, should I accept it, was to infiltrate the upper echelons of the

Bar girls

Nagoya bar district, along with my trusty sidekick, Risma. We would weave our way secretly as we grilled the principals on their business practices and business needs. The main obstacle would be drinking all the free drinks we encountered along the way.

So the three of us (one of Risma’s friends joined us – a very attractive woman already spoken for) headed for the bar district. Our purpose was to talk to bar owners about providing our menus to their customers. (I’m in my trainer mode here.) This was not a “stop by” deal. It was social, meaning sit around and chat. And most of the visits involved a free drink. I let Risma do most of the talking (all of the talking) – except when another westerner was involved.

We visited six bars. Except for the girls, they all looked the same. It was a late night, and company came over afterwards, so it was a very late night.

As if that experience wasn’t enough, I had to go back (yeah, give me the grief about

Mutya, Risma, Mery

“having” to go) the next night to attend a “grand opening” of one of the bars we visited the night before. Free drinks and food draws quite a crowd anywhere. I became slightly claustrophobic and exited the bar a couple of times, once when my female escorts disappaeared.  No worries, a taxi to home.

Saturday night, I attended another bar reopening, this time the Cock and Bull. I had three “dates” for the evening – Risma, Sumria and Della. They were all beautifully dressed and quite stunning. It certainly doesn’t hurt my reputation in town to show up at a party with three attractive women on my arm.

It was the usual crowded free drinks bar scene, and after taking the requisite photos, I

Not a bad group for Mr. Ken to do the town with. Risma, Sumria and Della

retreated to the bar across the street where I played some pool, before heading to Dirty Dicks, where I told my dates they could find me. Sure enough, all three showed up pretty snookered. I finally left them to party and hitched a ride home with Steve and his wife, who live across the street from me.

Sunday morning, I was asked to serve as the taker of the minutes for the annual meeting of the Smiling Hill board of directors. Stenographer Ken is my new title.

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